It's the school computers man. They won't let me bring in my laptop.
I opened one up in my networking systems class and the specs were:
Intel Pentium 4 CPU
On-board GFX for whatever shitty mobo was in there, probably something from Diablotek.
25MB of disk space on the school's servers.
And a version of Win. XP that's got so many permissions and features from it that you can't even copy/paste.