You can download a birthday cracker (if those still exist; I'm just getting back into the hacking world) and obtain it if you know a general range of what you typed in as your birthday. Btw too lazy to find a link, there's probably one in the MPGH forums.
Be banned from a game for Hacking
Be called a hacker while hacking
Be called a hacker when not hacking
Create my own hack
Throw poisoned Blurple Nurples into Mt. Fondoom