I've yet to make an introduction, and I got an extra 10 minutes right now so why not? My name is Cameron, I'm 18, and I'm from a small town on the boarder of Arizona/California. I race motocross. I'm a big time stoner. I like playing games like COD and CA when I got nothing else to do, but I dont really like playing unless I'm high. I'm moving out on my own to Huntington Beach here within the next few months. Anyways I would write more but I gotta go pick up my herbs. My hotmail is firstname.lastname@example.org if you wanna get to know me more. Thanks
43. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
四十四。 Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo. (as a note to those who are hating on the jap chars it is 44 in Japanese and is ment to be a joke... get the fuck over it)
44. If it's available, someone will spam it.
45. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car
46. There is furry porn of it. No exceptions.
47. The pool is always closed.
48. A cat is fine too.
49. One cat leads to another.
50. Another cat leads to Zippo Cat.
51. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.
52. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
53. It is delicious trap. You must hit it.
54. /b/ sucks today.
55. If you have time to make up new rules, you have no life.
56. They will not bring back Snacks.
57. You will never have sex.
58. It needs more Desu. No exceptions.
59. Fuck Gaston.
60. It needs more pumpkin. No exceptions.
61. Chuck Norris is the exception to Rule #63, no exceptions or else.
62. It has been cracked and pirated. No exceptions.
63. There is always porn of a female version of a male character (and vice versa). No Exceptions.
64. Don't copy that floppy
65. Anonymous is not your personal army.
66. The cake is a lie.
67. Anonymous does not "buy", he downloads.
68. Milhouse will never be a meme. Ever. No matter what your post ends with. No exceptions. Ever. No.
69. Nothing is needed to be said. No exceptions.
70. Do not talk about the 100M GET failure.
71. The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
72. Darth Vader is your father. No exceptions.
73. If there isn't enough just ask for Moar.
74. If you post it, they will cum.
75. Rule 75 is a lie. OH SHI-
76. Twinkies are the answers to life's problems.
77. The Flood makes you stupid.
78. It will always need moar sauce.
79. Ceilingcat IS watching you masturbate
80. *********177 did it. No exceptions.
81. Anonymous is a virgin by default.
82. Nobody tells the truth on the Internet
83. Only clusterfucks start edit wars.
84. All rules ARE true, including this one.
85. Retarded rules are forbidden.
86. The term "sage" does not refer to the spice.
87. If you get pepperoni ever again, I swear I'll blow this joint sky-high!
88. Anonymous rules the internet. No exceptions.
89. Bruce Lee was an hero to us all.
90. It's never lupus.
91. There is gay porn of it, no exceptions.
92. Chuck Norris is the exception to rule 91. No exceptions.
93. Go Fuck YoursHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
94. Fagicorn rule 93'd while reading rule 93 to a gay bar and everyone in there was rule 93'ing and they all came in fagicorns face. we told you, No Exceptions.
95. Anonymous did NOT, under any circumstances, tk him 2da bar|?
96. If you express astonishment at someone's claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse.
97. The government, The CIA, Everything is a lie.
98. Only Zippocat is truth.
99. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND.
100. Faggotry will not be tolerated.
101. You are never THE BEST suck at anyeverything, deal with it.
102. You are made of fail and AIDS.
103. That's no such thing as safe sex
104. The internet is for porn.
105. Rule 71 is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
106. Rule 109 is true.
107. "That's what she said" jokes are stupid No Exceptions
108. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!
109. Rule 106 is false.
110. If your statement is preceded by "HAY GUYZ", then you're doing something wrong.
111. If you cannot understand it, it is machine code.
112. What you click isn't always what you get.
113. Gamestop does NOT have Battletoads (or N64 games). But ask anyway.
114. Secure tripcodes are for fags.
115. If someone herd u liek Mudkipz
116. Combo breakers are inevitable. If the combo is completed successfully, it is gay.
117. Always go out of your way to make newbies feel uncomfortable.
118. ******s must be tortured to death. No exceptions.
119. Only ******s like caturday, Bruce Lee, and Desu. Those who like any of those refer to rule 93.
120. Nobody likes you.
121. Co$ is the sworn enemy of Anonymous. It must be stopped.
122. There is NO God here (Except Chuck Norris).
123. 45combo breaker!6789
124. When Anonymous is surprised, bricks must be shat.
125. If you have no bricks to shit, you are made of fail and AIDS.
126. shaMTV must give Rick his award. No exceptions.
127. No ******gots aloud.
128. Everything you know is a lie, but all those lies are nothing. So by using the transitive property we can conclude that everything = nothing and if you add an integer (x) into the equation we can single anything out and turn it into a certain amount of nothing explained by this graph e = everything n = nothing
1001. Amount of uses for duct tape for now. more are being discovered.
1002. Browsing ***** never ends. No exceptions except Chuck Norris because he is GOD.
1337. The last thing this should be is a rule. You failed by looking at this, ******.
1337(b). Rule 1337 fails and the editor is a ******, no exceptions
1337 (c). This entire rule has no use in life, just like you. No exceptions.
2012. Science doesn’t exist, God doesn’t exist, Only Chuck Norris exists
2013. Rule 2012 is a lie. So are the Mayans.
2013.2. Except Chuck Norris. He will always exist, even when ***** kills us all.
2014. Science just proved that the Mayans couldn't find a bigger rock.
2040. This is the year you will graduate high school... any Exceptions... to bad theyre are No Exceptions. unless u wish to end up like rule 404.
5067. If you forget about Chuck Norris while on the Internet he may round house kick you at his time of choice.
5297. Jawz, I is him and no one else is. no exceptions.
5678. Rule 9085 Is the only rule that makes sense here. No Exceptions.
8999. It's just under 9000. No exceptions
9000. You must be strictly greater than 9000 to be over 9000.
9001. It's over 9000. No exceptions
9002. It's still over 9000, and always will be!
9003. You will be molested this many times by ******s, especially if you edit this post no exceptions!
9004. This is how many times I have killed ******s. Obey Rule 9003, or else! No exceptions.
90210. This rule is shit, and so are you for thinking, "Oh, 90210, I love that show!"
9005. DallasDingyBird is the King of the Internet.
9006. Eggsandbricks is the Vice-King of the Internet.
9007.Alakazam_Fan is King of the Milky Way, and the secretary of the Internet.
9014. "Did he/she/it/they/the lamp/etc. died?" No he/she/it/they/the lamp/etc. didn't and never will. No exceptions.
9015. You can't take 2 from 3! 2 is less then 3 so we look in the tens place.
9016: Chuck Norris' computer can divide by 0. No Exceptions
9017: In Soviet Russia - 0 divides by YOU.
9018: 9016 and 9017 are epic, EPIC RULE IS EPIC. No Exceptions
9020. If you're wondering where 9019 went, refer to rule 404.
9021. Blockatiel is out to get you. No Exceptions.
9022. Your parents know where you keep your porn, no exceptions. Keeping it on a flash drive doesn't help.
9023. Anonymous is not sorry.
9024. There is no god other than Chuck Norris... We cannot stress that enough.
9025. Standing safely behind Rule 9026.
9027. If your wondering where Rule 9026 went, The Lazar (304) sent off too much radiation and it landed right above me. No exceptions.
9029. Rule 9028 is a lie; The cake is also true.
9030. Rule 9029 is true, although Chuck Norris already ate the cake.
9031. Rule 9030 is misleading, Chuck Norris ate the cake that was a lie... therefore, Chuck Norris is a l... The computer of this rules writer mysteriously exploded. Don't doubt the Norris. No Exceptions
9033. The placement of rule 1006 was shit. No exceptions.
9034. If you download but don't seed, Bruce Lee will rip your scrotum off.
9035. There IS a torrent for it... you just aren't looking hard enough... Unless there isn't.
9036. Vampires don't sparkle. No exceptions.
9037. I'm sorry, your request cannot be processed. Please refer to rule 404.
9039. Editors are and always will be ******s. Editz of Anon screw everyone over.
9040: Kill it with fire!
9041. There is an exception to all exceptions. No exceptions
9042. If you try to forum rape people, then its obvious youve followed rule 57 your entire life.
9043. NO TRACTORS.
9044. Rule 15 is especially true with rule 404.
9045. If it exists it is owned by Microsoft. No exceptions.