"“Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you—even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition. Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world. So none of this is happening. Such things could not occur. Never a word of it is literally true.” .” I was Martin Johnson
I have been gone for 2 years... I had A MPGH account back in 2012 and used it for awhile then just became really shy and stopped commenting and basically stopped using MPGH. I forgot all the login information for the account so i created a new one and am back. I always logged on to check, You didn't miss anything really, MPGH News is dead.. I don't know what happened to the Wiki but i think its gone.