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A rookie pirate joins the pirate crew, the captain, worried asks the rookie if he had any questions.
Rookie: Captain, what do we do if we have the "urge"?
Captain: You see that barrel over there with the little hole? You use that to overcome your "urge". But you can't use the barrel on Thrusdays.
Rookie: Why can't I do it on Thrusdays?
Captain: Cause Thrusdays is your turn in the barrel!
I'm not racist, I just like a good laugh
What is the difference between a canoe and a jew?
A canoe tips. // Go Steelers!
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