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    You can't be fucking serious...

    Are you a weary soldier, sick and tired of grueling battle? Look no further!

    Combat Arms is proud to announce the launch of Nexon America’s newest Social Game, Combat Farms on April 18th, 2011!

    Combat Farms will allow you to enjoy the spirit of Combat Arms that you love so much, with none of the action! Instead, your mercenaries will be lost in the peace and solitude only time-sensitive farming provides.

    So get throw on some overalls and a straw hat, grab a new Tractor or Horse from the Black Market, and get the most out of your acres!



    Featuring dynamic gameplay including:



    The Farmer’s Market

    Those City-Folk love anything organic! Take your crops to the Farmer’s Market to trade in some corn cobs for a new shovel or an AK-47!



    The County Fair

    Think you’ve got the biggest gourds around? Better step up or shut up! Take your crops down to the County Fair and weigh in against your friends to see if you can snag the Blue Ribbon!



    Farming Regen

    All the fun of monitoring soil pH levels, driving a pickup truck and working up a sweat digging up vegetables—plus the Infected! See how long you can keep your farm going amidst attacks from the Infected!



    Coming Soon!



    Stay tuned to combatarms.nexon.net for future updates, and check out the new “Farmer’s Almanac” page for tips on what to expect with upcoming weather!



    PLUS



    International crops! Give soy, lentils, and even rice a try! Don’t forget to pick up some extra plots of land and government subsidies to prepare for your new International Crops.




    So get ready for Combat Farms, social gaming's first FPF (First Person Farming) game!


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    They're gonna get trollllleeeeed.

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    HOLY SHIT
    DO WANT.

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    Hope it's not just another FarmVille game.

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    april FOOLS AHHAHAH


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    I have an advantage i live in south dakota :P o and yeah fail april fools i was hoping they would give everybody a 1 minute ban

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    LMAO! sounds fun. but april fools ftw

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    YAYYYYYYYY
    farmville =)
    it says dig up a shovel???
    so do we get at least free guns and stuff?

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    It would be better if you could actually farm n' shit.
    Like farmville but first person. Oh well..

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    Obvious April fools joke is obvious.

    And they didn't even come up with an original idea, there have been all kinds of 'combat farms' parodies.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Disturbed View Post
    Obvious April fools joke is obvious.

    And they didn't even come up with an original idea, there have been all kinds of 'combat farms' parodies.
    Its not even april 1st yet
    fail troll is fail, you don't pull pranks before april 1st

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bombsaway707 View Post

    Its not even april 1st yet
    fail troll is fail, you don't pull pranks before april 1st
    Doesn't matter. They can still set it up ahead of time.

    Like me, jab, scruffy, and coke were before dave bitched about it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Disturbed View Post


    Doesn't matter. They can still set it up ahead of time.
    they should've announced it on april 1st
    Although i suppose it could be like shitting in someones bed tonight knowing that they won't get home until 1 AM

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bombsaway707 View Post
    It would be better if you could actually farm n' shit.
    Like farmville but first person. Oh well..
    Play Minecraft.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bombsaway707 View Post

    they should've announced it on april 1st
    Although i suppose it could be like shitting in someones bed tonight knowing that they won't get home until 1 AM
    Now you said it, I think Dave's gonna pull a prank on MPGH
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