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    Cool MAKE YOUR OWN CHAMS-WHAT MPGH.NET DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW

    When you hear from people who have programming experience saying that hacking is so much hard just exit the topic if you want to stop beeing called a nub and stop being dependent of others why don't you: MAKE YOUR OWN DAMN CHAMS ?[/ So to start you will need :
    -to have at least acomplished the 1st grade so you can read the INSTRUCTIONS!
    - have your FAKING OWN PC
    - know how to write in a little program called WORDPAD!
    -HAVE A IQ LOWER THAN 70 (I' LL EXPLAIN LATER WHY)


    SO LET'S START :

    -OPEN YOUR WORDPAD (ATTENTION NEEDS TO BE WORDPAD IT WON'T WORK WITH NOTEPAD)

    BEGIN BY WRITTING THE NAME, VERSION AND CREATOR OF THE PROGRAM eg:
    Code:
    @echo
    #multi;chams;_dll
    owner[#]info;_#wrote and compiled by "your faking name"
    additional[#]program[#]info;_#version 0.3 beta (for eg.)
    Now you will need to more things the harder : -the execution and the configuration of chams And the easier:- permissions and injection mode

    eg. of execution and configuration of chams
    Code:
    *dll_components*{configuration _or_types} 
    *if [#d3d9.dll#] present:
    // _player(/)_clothes(/)_gear ;textures; = 0 *if ;color(s);= 1
    ;color1=red-set *hotkey* (F5) *if avaiable; =action=*change* color1 .to "1" *or "0"
    ;color2=white-set *hotkey* (F6) *if avaiable; =action=*change* color2 .to "1" *or "0"
    
    _weapons(/) ;textures;=0 *if ;wcolor(s);=1
    ;wcolor1=red-set *hotkey* (F10) *if avaiable; =action=*change* wcolor1 .to "1" *or "0"
    ;wcolor2=white-set *hotkey* (F11) *if avaiable; =action=*change* wcolor2 .to "1" *or "0"
    Remember! this chams do not include in game menu and need to be injected with a bypass and d3d9.dll
    So let's end this with the injection type
    Code:
    #_dll_ application_ settings#
    
    *injection-:
    *inject *during application *load
    *inject *under #main# application #code#
    *Acess .and *Detection #permissions *after injection = 0
    
    #multi;chams;_dll
    @end
    Well it's done hope you enjoy
    thanks me for helping and for teach you some programming basics
    REALLY THANKS
    I MEAN IT
    C'MON xP















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    *ps:the lower than 70 iq was needed so that you would believe this crap! of course it's a joke but it toke me tons of time to make it so thank anyways
    p.p.s-mods and and choobs dont take it to serious it's a joke XD

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    hmm...anyone else smell banhammer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hc0company View Post
    hmm...anyone else smell banhammer?
    Yes, and it's you who's gonna be banned if you don't stfu
    Death is Above

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    "Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children. The cost of one modern heavy bomber is this: a modern brick school in more than 30 cities. It is two electric power plants, each serving a town of 60,000 population. It is two fine, fully equipped hospitals. It is some fifty miles of concrete pavement. We pay for a single fighter plane with a half million bushels of wheat. We pay for a single destroyer with new homes that could have housed more than 8,000 people. This is, I repeat, the best way of life to be found on the road the world has been taking. This is not a way of life at all, in any true sense. Under the cloud of threatening war, it is humanity hanging from a cross of iron."
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    Quote Originally Posted by conadamae View Post
    *ps:the lower than 70 iq was needed so that you would believe this crap! of course it's a joke but it toke me tons of time to make it so thank anyways
    p.p.s-mods and and choobs dont take it to serious it's a joke XD
    Just a thing. This is stupid.

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    yes u guys failed to see the ps

    and he ruined the joke by doing that

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    Quote Originally Posted by DonMadawg View Post
    LMFAOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOB
    boom i smell noob faggot

    lmao i tryed and it works omg ppl try it omg black and white chams ftw :P
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    if u replace "chams" with "OPK" you can get opk too!!!!!!!! try it for reals

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    maaaan!!! I am gonna kill you. You could have posted that IQ thing on the top. I believed your fu cking words, and did the coding upto the end, where u messed all up. Now i think i have an IQ below 70.
    Nota very nice joke though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ledsniper View Post
    Yes, and it's you who's gonna be banned if you don't stfu
    excuse me?...i was just stating the obvious...if you have a problem with it then ban me yourself...oh wait...now back on topic...why isnt this thread closed yet LoL...

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    LMAOOOOO im gonna try this virus right in the way!

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    it's that easy but you have to figure most people don't know code....

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    Do It Guys.
    Do It.
    Do It.
    Peer Pressure. LMFAO

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