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    OH FK... I GOT A VIRUS!!!!FFS

    Please Excuse My language in this tutorial. Also for anyone under the age of 11, I would recommend you ask your parents for permission to read this. If you hate them just fuk that ok. Do wat you want read it... anyway that was a waste of time.

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    Ok you come home from school or work and you discover a new public on MPGH has been released, with no screenies. Oh and wait theres an outside link. You decide that getting a fked up computer is better than waiting for a mod to check it, so you go download it. You have ran the exe and it says "your system has encountered a problem.Shutting down inn 5,4,3,2,1.etc" Your heart starts to beat because you remember that the computer/laptop belongs to your dad/mum. You get a belly ache. You switch on your computer, the message comes again! you computer restarts. Your dad gives you a good spanking with his belt and You start to cry, you then remember oh yeah there was once a boy called IHelper.


    OK THE TUTORIAL NOW BEGINS
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    What is a Virus?
    hmm I think that questions fkin been answered a million times, but for tutorial purposes i will explain it to you.

    Computer viruses are small software programs that are designed to spread from one computer to another and to interfere with computer operation. A virus might corrupt or delete data on your computer, use your e-mail program to spread itself to other computers, or even erase everything on your hard disk. This is why you must wait for a fkin MINION OR MOD!

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    What Certain virus programs are there?

    Name: Trojan Horse
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    Description: A Trojan Horse must be sent by someone or carried by another program and may arrive in the form of a joke program or software of some sort. The malicious functionality of a Trojan Horse may be anything undesirable for a computer user, including data destruction or compromising a system by providing a means for another computer to gain access, thus bypassing normal access controls.

    Name: Worm
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    Description: A worm is a program that makes and facilitates the distribution of copies of itself; for example, from one disk drive to another, or by copying itself using email or another transport mechanism. The worm may do damage and compromise the security of the computer.

    Name: Keylogger
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    Features: (keystroke logger).

    -Makes screenshots within the specified time interval.
    -Saves the applications’ running and closing.
    -Watches clipboard contents.
    -Records all print activity.
    -Records disk changes.
    -Records internet connections.
    -Records all websites visited.
    -Records startup/shutdown.
    -All the information is stored in the encrypted log file.
    -Convenient interface of the log and screenshot view.
    -Generates the report in the text and html format.

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    What anti viruses are there?

    AVAST
    ITS ON TRIAL BUT I WILL GIVE IT 2 YOU FOR FREE
    avast! Professional Edition - antispyware
    Rating: 10/10



    NORTON 360
    ITS ON TRIAL BUT I WILL GIVE IT TO YOU FOR FREE
    Spyware Protection - Norton 360
    Rating: 7/10



    KASPERSKY
    TS ON TRIAL BUT I WILL GIVE IT TO YOU FOR FREE
    Kaspersky Lab: Antivirus software
    Rating: 8/10



    SYMANTEC
    ITS ON TRIAL BUT I WILL GIVE IT TO YOU FOR FREE
    Symantec - AntiVirus
    Rating: 3/10 [very poor]

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    freeware!

    HOUSECALL
    HouseCall - Free Virus Scan
    SpyBot
    The home of Spybot-S&D!
    Malwarebytes
    Malwarebytes.org
    One Care [Internet explorer only]
    Windows Live OneCare safety scanner: Free online tool for PC health and safety

    What signs or things will you see if you have a virus?


    Google search hijackers

    IE sends you to pages you didn't ask for...

    Pop up system notifications regarding virus/spyware; recommending you install some fake AV program that is designed to further infect you

    Shut-down Window could keep popping up

    A blue screen could keep coming on your screen

    Loss of memory


    I recommend you all get avast pro

    SERIAL KEYS:

    AVAST 4.8: W9482091R8800E1106-02UETZYJ
    NORTON 360 all in one V3.0: TDC97-R4MHQ-TY83R-6HQ4J-TGRKG
    KASPERSKY: DZ3A3-7XGVU-DH1YX-NXJYP
    Symantec: cOMING sOON¬!



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    -IHelper
    Last edited by IHelper; 11-19-2009 at 02:53 PM.
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    Earn it.

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    I feel your copied this..

    /Suspicious.

    If you didn't.

    Nice work

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    i copied the keylogger part cos i didnt know fully what it does
    i copied the images

    i made the rest
    You want respect
    Earn it.

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    wdf is this for? ps ur example virus (shutdown in 55 sec one)
    is reli simple to make
    instand shutdown is " shutdown -s -t 0 -f "
    lol
    Quote Originally Posted by torentman16 View Post
    wats a C++
    lol go spam him
    http://www.mpgh.net/forum/members/46...rentman16.html

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    Almost sexy enough to sticky. Just missing something. I can't quite put my finger on it..

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    hey nice work really appreciated it
    Oh hai der.

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    lol i thought u got a virus

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melikepie View Post
    lol i thought u got a virus
    At first I thought he did too. I nearly went to close every release thread before I seen what this was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ROUGHS3X View Post
    Almost sexy enough to sticky. Just missing something. I can't quite put my finger on it..
    what am i missing, is it the swear words??
    Quote Originally Posted by Melikepie View Post
    lol i thought u got a virus
    lolled
    You want respect
    Earn it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ROUGHS3X View Post
    Almost sexy enough to sticky. Just missing something. I can't quite put my finger on it..
    ...links to freeware scans?
    HOUSECALL
    HouseCall - Free Virus Scan
    Spybot
    The home of Spybot-S&D!
    Malwarebytes
    Malwarebytes.org
    OneCare (microsoft Internet Explore compatibility only) im running it right now
    Windows Live OneCare safety scanner: Free online tool for PC health and safety
    lol these r just some i use if u think its outside links delete em
    Ihelper you can put im in ur thread for other ppl thad be nice
    Quote Originally Posted by torentman16 View Post
    wats a C++
    lol go spam him
    http://www.mpgh.net/forum/members/46...rentman16.html

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    ohh ok
    ill add those
    thanks
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    Quote Originally Posted by IHelper View Post
    ohh ok
    ill add those
    thanks
    sure thing xD
    Quote Originally Posted by torentman16 View Post
    wats a C++
    lol go spam him
    http://www.mpgh.net/forum/members/46...rentman16.html

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    It's not that it's just .. great info to have but like I said I can't figure out what's missing. When I figure it out I'll let you know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ROUGHS3X View Post
    It's not that it's just .. great info to have but like I said I can't figure out what's missing. When I figure it out I'll let you know.
    theres still more missing?
    ...hmm....
    creditz?
    ..............section about BAT/BATCH files?
    i use batch files for making shutdown stuff and kill computers
    Quote Originally Posted by torentman16 View Post
    wats a C++
    lol go spam him
    http://www.mpgh.net/forum/members/46...rentman16.html

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    It's not one specific thing per say it's more like a "what to do if this happens" maybe

    Like common viruses and signs of malware..
    Google search hijackers
    IE sends you to pages you didn't ask for
    Pop up system notifications regarding virus/spyware; recommending you install some fake AV program that is designed to further infect you

    Stuff like that.

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