You're probably talking out of your ass about the phones dying, but even if you weren't how about getting a decent Android phone, and not some piece of fuck shit Walmart bundle. Yes Android has tons of different phones opposed to that boring ass one design iPhone you have. There is cheap and there is quality. Don't hate because you bought garbage. Also, if you don't care about all of the bells and whistles and just "text and call people", why do you have an iphone? Oh...right..gay hipster social status.
Your argument is so hopelessly invalid I somewhat feel idiotic replying to you.So basically because you don't do cool shit with your phone "because it's just a phone" every one else that actually uses their Androids for other stuff are inferior. Eat a dick you status zombie. You're boring.