I remember everything, I remember being 16 and my girlfriend, of whom I loved* wanted to go to this slipknot concert. At the time, I was not too into them, but I was into her so I said fuck it. We got there and they played a kickass show, one I can fully appreciate now that I listen to them constantly, and when we were walking back to her car she whispered in my ear:
"I am really horny right now."
Thinking back now, I realize that it is kinda weird to get horny from being showered in fake blood and moshing, but I was younger and I never had sex so I was unbearably nervous. I'm not even kidding, the moment we got to the car in this fucking maze of a parking lot, I hear behind me:
"MAX, WHAT THE FUCK?!"
It was my parents. Now, understand I knew that they were going to a concert, which was why I thought it was so clever for me to leave after them, but dumb me should've asked them what concert. So my dad is literally screaming at me with his already hoarse throat, and what was worse was, my mom was chatting with my girlfriend at the time like nothing was happening.
Needless to say I didn't get laid, didn't get to leave the house besides school and work for a month, and every family gathering the story is told.
So if you did sneak out like a sneaky sneakerton, what happened?
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Or you could just tell your parents the truth from the start and avoid all of that.
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