I think Satoshi grinding could work... if you just have a shit ton of time on your hands clicking through them. Or just invest in cloud mining? Heard that was somewhat profitable and not much efforts on your end.
Fake money even if you can pay loans (limited to USA from what I know) and send bank transfers with them? Bitcoin is evolving dude, expecially in asian countries, soon it won't be considered "fake money" from anyone anymore.