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    Murican

    Im finally in america for good. My family and i just moved to portland oregon today, any1 in portland hmu. Im rly fucking excited to actually live in america (-boarding school). @Dave84311 cumin 4 u
    "One Day At A Time"





    God grant me the serenity
    to accept the things I cannot change;
    courage to change the things I can;
    and wisdom to know the difference.


    Living one day at a time;
    enjoying one moment at a time;
    accepting hardships as the pathway to peace;
    taking, as He did, this sinful world
    as it is, not as I would have it;
    trusting that He will make all things right
    if I surrender to His Will;
    that I may be reasonably happy in this life
    and supremely happy with Him
    forever in the next.
    Amen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thunder View Post
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    "One Day At A Time"





    God grant me the serenity
    to accept the things I cannot change;
    courage to change the things I can;
    and wisdom to know the difference.


    Living one day at a time;
    enjoying one moment at a time;
    accepting hardships as the pathway to peace;
    taking, as He did, this sinful world
    as it is, not as I would have it;
    trusting that He will make all things right
    if I surrender to His Will;
    that I may be reasonably happy in this life
    and supremely happy with Him
    forever in the next.
    Amen.

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    Pretty sure your Getting Fat ebook would be successful there.
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    The illusive jubs jr says hi @Dave84311
    "One Day At A Time"





    God grant me the serenity
    to accept the things I cannot change;
    courage to change the things I can;
    and wisdom to know the difference.


    Living one day at a time;
    enjoying one moment at a time;
    accepting hardships as the pathway to peace;
    taking, as He did, this sinful world
    as it is, not as I would have it;
    trusting that He will make all things right
    if I surrender to His Will;
    that I may be reasonably happy in this life
    and supremely happy with Him
    forever in the next.
    Amen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jubs View Post
    Im finally in america for good. My family and i just moved to portland oregon today, any1 in portland hmu. Im rly fucking excited to actually live in america (-boarding school). @Dave84311 cumin 4 u
    Aye I'm coming to Portland too


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    How much weight have you put on since you got there? @Jubs

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