Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench?
A park bench can support a family of four.
What do you never say to an AIDS patient?
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
You only need one nail to hang the picture
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can never find home.
How many babies do you need to paint a wall?
It depends how hard you throw them.
What do you call a flying jew?
What happens when a jew with an above-averaged size penis runs in to a wall with a raging erection?
He breaks his nose.
What's the difference between onions and babies?
I don't cry when I cut babies
I know a lot more but can't think of them