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    Holy fuck I just had moonshine come out my nose

    I'm fucking dying, it's been at least an hour and my sinuses still burn. I took a hot shower for 40 mins but it hasnt helped, I'm drunk as fuck despite being an alcoholic off a few sips of 100 proof alcohol. It went literally straight up my nose and directly into my brain. My girl is going to be home in an hour and Ill be passed out but i know shes gonna fuck with me thinking I'm just sleeping or drunk. I really want to kill my self right now, this is absolute fucking hell.

    Never cough up alcohol through your nose, It's utter and absolute hell. I've googled everything and there is no solution to stop this burning in my sinuses. It's even burning the backs of my eyeballs, If I die please let it be known I purposely dropped daves wedding cake on the ground.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bahamas View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bahamas View Post


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dab1996426 View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Huracan View Post
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    Lol, wtf? I've actually never had alcohol go through my nose, and I don't want to find out.
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