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    Killer Ramen Recipe

    Ingredient: 1 X Maruchan Oriental style noodles
    Parsley Flakes
    Fresh Water (no tap)
    Baked Chicken and Backed chicken grease(only a little grease, don't want to cause a diabetes outbreak)
    Small Saucepan

    step 1:Strip baked chicken of and get baked chicken grease from pan
    step 2:Place dry noodles in a pot a .Set temperature knob to 45 degrees to the left of medium high depending on your stove
    step 4:wait till noodles get a little mushy
    step 3:Pour Water and Baked Chicken and Backed chicken grease in sauce
    step 5:Add a pinch of parsley flakes
    step 6:WAIT 2-3 minutes

    ENJOY

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    You forgot one more Ingredient

    Secret
    Ingredient: HAVE A MOM WHO KNOWS HOW TO COOK.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GunerLow View Post
    Ingredient: 1 X Maruchan Oriental style noodles
    Parsley Flakes
    Fresh Water (no tap)
    Baked Chicken and Backed chicken grease(only a little grease, don't want to cause a diabetes outbreak)
    Small Saucepan

    step 1:Strip baked chicken of and get baked chicken grease from pan
    step 2:Place dry noodles in a pot a .Set temperature knob to 45 degrees to the left of medium high depending on your stove
    step 4:wait till noodles get a little mushy
    step 3:Pour Water and Baked Chicken and Backed chicken grease in sauce
    step 5:Add a pinch of parsley flakes
    step 6:WAIT 2-3 minutes

    ENJOY
    You don't get diabetes from grease.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AaronGamez View Post
    You don't get diabetes from grease.
    not everybody passed health science

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    this sounds awful to me.
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    Yeah I mean kind of random but you da real MVP b/c school's starting soon and I'm a lazy fuck.

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    Sounds pretty good IMO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eternity View Post
    You forgot one more Ingredient

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    Ingredient: HAVE A MOM WHO KNOWS HOW TO COOK.
    What if they both left me?
    nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eternity View Post
    You forgot one more Ingredient

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    Ingredient: HAVE A MOM WHO KNOWS HOW TO COOK.
    It's so true xD

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    Ramen with sirracha sauce for me.

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    I just buy the packets and eat the noodles raw.

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    id rather just wait 3 minutes and eat the chili flavor with sriracha



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    Quote Originally Posted by AaronGamez View Post
    You don't get diabetes from grease.
    i guess u dont get diabetes from mcdonalds either huh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eternity View Post
    You forgot one more Ingredient

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    Yeah cause you'll be living in your mothers basement for the rest of your life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raple View Post


    i guess u dont get diabetes from mcdonalds either huh
    No, you get obesity.
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