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    Selling MPGH?

    Obviously money isn't doin' it for him. So how much cake would it take for Dave to sell MPGH? Don't forget about those cupcakes... (bite-size cakes as Dave calls em)

    This was a pic of his breakfast.


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    He makes all the minions buy him cake, so as long as it's up he can demand as much as he wants.

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    how powerful is dave?
    it say hes the head administrator, so does that mean theres a owner or hes the owner and the head administrator?
    is he just in charge of all the admins?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GunerLow View Post
    how powerful is dave?
    it say hes the head administrator, so does that mean theres a owner or hes the owner and the head administrator?
    is he just in charge of all the admins?
    To say it simply, if dave wants to rape you, your gonna get raped.
    If dave wants your monnah, he's gonna get your monnah.
    And most importantly:
    If dave wants your cake, he's gonna get your cake.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Luis View Post
    To say it simply, if dave wants to rape you, your gonna get raped.
    If dave wants your monnah, he's gonna get your monnah.
    And most importantly:
    If dave wants your cake, he's gonna get your cake.
    so hes god of mpgh.......

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    I can't ship cakes... How can I give some cakes to Dave?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ace View Post
    I can't ship cakes... How can I give some cakes to Dave?
    Bake some, he's bound to smell it.. and he will find you.

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    I heard Jubs bought 30% of mpgh with one Brazilian cake

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mien View Post


    Bake some, he's bound to smell it.. and he will find you.

    I don't know how to bake cakes, I will ask ma friend.
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    It would be funny if irl he has like 8 packs and looks like a supermodel and we are here making cake jokes. Right @Dave84311
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