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    Getting drugs past sniffer dogs at a festival

    I'm going to a uk music festival in 2 days and was wondering how the fuck do I go about getting my cocaine past security and the sniffer dogs, If I get caught that's my 3 day music festival over, Any tips/help on how to sneak it past would be greatly appreciated!

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    put it in a bag and shove it in your asshole

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    Dogs can apparently still detect that shit

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    Vacuum seal it, put it somewhere inconspicuous (cut a small tiny hole in one of your jackets on the inside and drop it down there?)
    depends on how much you want to bring in too



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    Make a sandwich anything..but with plenty of garlic. And put it in a plastic bag inside of it. Just don't forget to take it with you and don't forget not to eat it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by meme View Post
    put it in a bag and shove it in your asshole
    When we get to customs I'm going to need you to take these seeds and shove them way up your butthole. Way up there as far as they can fit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KarlamWood View Post
    If I get caught that's my 3 day music festival over
    Well if I were to get caught with *cocaine* on my bag, I would have more to worry about than a 3 day music festival.


    I bet you $13456324567 dollars you didn't read that number.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PKTINOS View Post
    Well if I were to get caught with *cocaine* on my bag, I would have more to worry about than a 3 day music festival.
    Some music festivals just confiscate it and kick you out, they can't be bothered to pursue anything.
    But OP has a welsh flag, if he's in the UK and going to the Leeds or Isle of Wight festival he should expect a formal warning or temporary jail



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    Why you even want to cocaine at a music festival?

    Get some LSD or Shrooms mate

    Or try to get something like this: Make still sure you vaccum seal it
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    you have to put in something that has a stronger smell to cover up the cocaine scent

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    Why would you bring cocaine to a music festival?

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    Bring weed so it covers up the smell

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    Put it in a small baggie and swallow it. Wait a few hours and then shit it out. Profit?
























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    Vacuum sealed put together with your food. If they sniff, you just show your bacon toasts... If u seal it well, they won't smell it even if It's in your hand / pocket.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conquerable View Post
    When we get to customs I'm going to need you to take these seeds and shove them way up your butthole. Way up there as far as they can fit.
    Rick and Morty?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Predator View Post
    Put it in a small baggie and swallow it. Wait a few hours and then shit it out. Profit?
    thats how people die if the bag breaks -.-

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