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    make me go ayylmao

    So i'm the worst at jokes and have no new ones that are good..

    Let me hear your best/ meanest/ rudest/ crudest jokes (apart from me because i am a joke)

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    what do you call a flying jew?



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    What does the fish say when it hits a wall?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lift View Post
    what do you call a flying jew?



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    How do you pick up jewish chicks?

    Dustpan and brush

    /yawn old af

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    It kermits suicide.


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    You're so pointless.


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    ​Of course every Juan!

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    Dicks out for Harambe is a good one
























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    Quote Originally Posted by Hentai View Post
    Dicks out for Harambe is a good one
    my dicks just always out :////

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    @ @Whitehill my best joke @Arrow @Raple @Cursed @Hentai

    Mum what's your view on abortion?

    Ask your sister
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    Quote Originally Posted by Organized Chaos View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hentai View Post


    I'm for it. Too bad I couldn't abort your autistic ass when I had the chance tho...
    Damn dad 8'[

    so savage to ur son
    yet u owe mom lots of child support money

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    Quote Originally Posted by Organized Chaos View Post


    Damn dad 8'[

    so savage to ur son
    yet u owe mom lots of child support money
    Thought i was your daddy :/

    @A That's one of my favorites ayylmao

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