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    How to get zie grills

    I was bored af so I said to my self lets teach some virgins to get that taco.
    I was doing some research.I went into zie matrix so i could find zie top pick up lines.
    If you want more donate 50 to my paypal so i can atleast get me some pornhub premium.
     
    You are almost as hot as my mom.

    How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!

    Your Face [Pause] I like that shit!

    You look exactly like my future ex-wife.

    I know where they give out free drinks. [Where?] My House!

    I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?

    Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

    She: Iím in a relationship | You: Letís talk about how we can get you out of that.

    My mom thinks I`m gay, can you help me prove her wrong?

    Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!

    You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

    Damn Girl, your ass is bigger than my future!

    Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.

     
    You work at a post office? Cause I saw you checking out my package.

    Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out!

    There are 8 planets in the universe, but only 7 after I destroy Uranus

    Iíll treat you like my homework: Slam you on the table and do you all night long!

    I named my dick ďthe truthĒ cause bitches canít handle it!

    I must be hunting treasure because Iím digging your chest

    Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.

    You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.

    I might not go down in history, but Iíll go down on you!

    I want you to be the girl who takes my virginity.

    Smile, if you want to have sex with me.

    I like every bone in your body, especially mine.

    You know what I like in a girl? [What?] My dick.

    I`m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.

    If I were a cat iíd spend all 9 lives with you.


     
    You look like my mom!

    I saw you girls from over there and just want to let you know that Iím taken.

    You wanna know whatís big? (Pause) My house you weirdo!

    Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.

    (Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like

    I have to show you the prettiest girl Iíve ever seen. (show phone with frontcam)

    Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.

    Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz youíre dope.

    Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, Iím lost at sea.

    Your lips look so lonelyÖWould they like to meet mine?

    You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

    You must be Jelly, cause jam donít shake like that.

    Sorry, I canít hold onÖ Iíve already fallen for you.

    You know, sweetie, my lips wonít just kiss themselvesÖ


    But really dont use zie pick up lines.Zie sausage will hurt in 1 week.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mystical View Post
    And I bet you're still single.
    Sure i am
    And arent you single?
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    Quote Originally Posted by patoasus54 View Post
    Sure i am
    And arent you single?
    damnn, this post might start some flames xD

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    Quote Originally Posted by patoasus54 View Post
    Sure i am
    And arent you single?
    None of your business or consideration..

    That could mean either one of them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mystical View Post


    None of your business or consideration..

    That could mean either one of them.

    So why are you going into my business?
    And you profile tells everything.
    (Maybe)


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    100% studies show you're a virgin

    Oh no!!!! Did nasa do a research on me!!! Shit i need to get the fuck outta here-
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    Quote Originally Posted by patoasus54 View Post
    So why are you going into my business?
    And you profile tells everything.
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    Oh no!!!! Did nasa do a research on me!!! Shit i need to get the fuck outta here-[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT]
    Didn't get into your business, your thread tells it all...

    My profile says everything, nice try there maggot.[/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT]
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    Quote Originally Posted by DatSnake View Post
    damnn, this post might start some flames xD
    Dont worry i have "ex"tinguisher right here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by patoasus54 View Post
    So why are you going into my business?
    And you profile tells everything.
    (Maybe)
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    Oh no!!!! Did nasa do a research on me!!! Shit i need to get the fuck outta here-
    Quote Originally Posted by patoasus54 View Post
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    Well your patter/banter is the fucking worst..

    You honestly must be shit arround girls if you think a one line cheesy joke will get them attracted to you...[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mystical View Post


    Didn't get into your business, your thread tells it all...

    My profile says everything, nice try there maggot.


    You said im single.And i asked asked you if you are single and im getting into your business like make up your mind.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Whitehill View Post


    Well your patter/banter is the fucking worst..

    You honestly must be shit arround girls if you think a one line cheesy joke will get them attracted to you...
    It will give you a headstart like this isnt some pornhub series or someshit.

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    I wanted to make a thread 4 fun.And i started fucking WWIII.
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    Quote Originally Posted by patoasus54 View Post
    You said im single.And i asked asked you if you are single and im getting into your business like make up your mind.
    I said "I bet you're still single" is not me actually saying you are single. But whatever, take a wild guess, wont even bother me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by patoasus54 View Post
    I wanted to make a thread 4 fun.And i started fucking WWIII.
    Welcome to MPGH, enjoy your stay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mystical View Post


    I said "I bet you're still single" is not me actually saying you are single. But whatever, take a wild guess, wont even bother me.

    And i asked you if you arent single.I didnt say you are single.So whats the fucking differnce.


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    Welcome to MPGH, enjoy your stay.
    Im here a year already so dont need to welcome me ,

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    I said "I bet you're still single" is not me actually saying you are single. But whatever, take a wild guess, wont even bother me.
    Oh shit!!! You changed your location for me,Were making progress ladies and gentleman!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by patoasus54 View Post
    And i asked you if you arent single.I didnt say you are single.So whats the fucking differnce.
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    Im here a year already so dont need to welcome me ,

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    Oh shit!!! You changed your location for me,Were making progress ladies and gentleman!!
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