You look like my mom!
I saw you girls from over there and just want to let you know that Iím taken.
You wanna know whatís big? (Pause) My house you weirdo!
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.
(Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like
I have to show you the prettiest girl Iíve ever seen. (show phone with frontcam)
Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz youíre dope.
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, Iím lost at sea.
Your lips look so lonelyÖWould they like to meet mine?
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
You must be Jelly, cause jam donít shake like that.
Sorry, I canít hold onÖ Iíve already fallen for you.
You know, sweetie, my lips wonít just kiss themselvesÖ