how to be a man.

[someone]

wake up.
scratch your balls. rub the boogies out of your eyes.
walk over to the bathroom after making sure your computer is on and you are logged into all the necessaries. [mpgh.teamspeak.and whatever game server you go on.]
whilst in the bathroom unrinating. half lean over and fall asleep.
wake up once again only to find out youve peed all over the toilet. and leave the seat up.
waddle back to your computer. google a bunch of random stuff. find some pictures which relate to pwning and what not. post them on mpgh. in useless threads. or start some stupid thread with some retarded word game.
check to see if your ebuddies are online.
plan strategies to hack certain games and how to go about hiding in certain rooms. blah blah.
look at some hentai. bash on gourav for doing the same.
and play your stupid online games for hours on end.
in short.
and then whine for mom to bring you food.
mpgh.net = major pimple-faced gay hoes.net

dave agrees.

[Mexiforce]

*Looks over at Iverson* Ahahahaha.

[BluSpex]

wake up.
scratch your balls. rub the boogies out of your eyes.
walk over to the bathroom after making sure your computer is on and you are logged into all the necessaries. [mpgh.teamspeak.and whatever game server you go on.]
whilst in the bathroom unrinating. half lean over and fall asleep.
wake up once again only to find out youve peed all over the toilet. and leave the seat up.
waddle back to your computer. google a bunch of random stuff. find some pictures which relate to pwning and what not. post them on mpgh. in useless threads. or start some stupid thread with some retarded word game.
check to see if your ebuddies are online.
plan strategies to hack certain games and how to go about hiding in certain rooms. blah blah.
look at some hentai. bash on gourav for doing the same.
and play your stupid online games for hours on end.
in short.
and then whine for mom to bring you food.
mpgh.net = major pimple-faced gay hoes.net

dave agrees.

i've never noticed...XD

[darren1]

*cough* kinda like dat *cough* we i dont piss on the toliet seat i piss all over the ground lol

[Mexiforce]

She forgot to add in how we all wake up with rock-hard-ons. ROFL.

[someone]

*cough* kinda like dat *cough* we i dont piss on the toliet seat i piss all over the ground lol

oh i see. i guess your alright then. but what the heck is a toliet?

[Mexiforce]

oh i see. i guess your alright then. but what the heck is a toliet?

Are you serious?

[tednugent]

Well, she's got my daily routine nailed.

xD

[BluSpex]

Well, she's got my daily routine nailed.

xD

i dident want to hear that.

[someone]

She forgot to add in how we all wake up with rock-hard-ons. ROFL.

haha. ewwie.

[someone]

Are you serious?

its toilet.

[SadisticGrin]

I think you just described how to be a "Nerd Boy" not a MAN.

[Mexiforce]

Hmm, my routine during the school year is wake up at 7:30, take a piss, take a shower, put on some de-odorant, get dressed, watch TV for 10-15 minutes, go wait for the bus for 5 minutes, take the bus for 15 minutes, get off the bus, walk for 5 minutes, go to my locker, put my shit away, go to period 1, put my head down, go to period 2, put my head down, go to lunch, go to period 3, put my head down, go to period 4, put my head down, go to my locker, get my shit, walk for 5 minutes, wait for the bus for 15 minutes, get on the bus, ride it for 15 minutes, give this fat kid from Cardinal Newman cut eye, because I wanna stab the little fat ass asian because he's so fucking ugly and fat. Then I get off the bus, run across the street, walk home, unlock the door, drop my shit, change out of my uniform, eat something, turn my computer on and fuck around until i go to sleep, rinse and repeat. During the summer, I sleep until 11, I wait for news on my XBox 360 repair, get none, call Microsoft and complain, get free games by telling them I'm not happy with their service, eat lunch, talk on MPGH, eat dinner, play SAMP with Ace, go to sleep, rinse and repeat.

This fucking storm over here is insane. It knocked out my intarwebz

[someone]

Hmm, my routine during the school year is wake up at 7:30, take a piss, take a shower, put on some de-odorant, get dressed, watch TV for 10-15 minutes, go wait for the bus for 5 minutes, take the bus for 15 minutes, get off the bus, walk for 5 minutes, go to my locker, put my shit away, go to period 1, put my head down, go to period 2, put my head down, go to lunch, go to period 3, put my head down, go to period 4, put my head down, go to my locker, get my shit, walk for 5 minutes, wait for the bus for 15 minutes, get on the bus, ride it for 15 minutes, give this fat kid from Cardinal Newman cut eye, because I wanna stab the little fat ass asian because he's so fucking ugly and fat. Then I get off the bus, run across the street, walk home, unlock the door, drop my shit, change out of my uniform, eat something, turn my computer on and fuck around until i go to sleep, rinse and repeat. During the summer, I sleep until 11, I wait for news on my XBox 360 repair, get none, call microsoft and complain, get free games by telling them I'm not happy with their service, eat lunch, talk on MPGH, eat dinner, play SAMP with Ace, go to sleep, rince and repeat.

This fucking storm over here is insane. It knocked out my intarwebz

dont be a gourav. and whats samp?

[tednugent]

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas - Multiplayer.