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    First anal experience.

    Title says it all. Going to tell a story about when I was first penetrated.

    So. It started when I was about 13 year old, I started noticing weird things with my life. Like, I wouldn't fit in to normal groups. When people would be perving on girls. I would always be looking at the outline of men's sweet dicks. It was around this time I realized I was attracted to same sex. When I noticed I was attracted to same sex I had a moment of shock knowing I will have to tell my parents. They knew something was wrong as I didn't have friends over at our house anymore because I would always be flirting with them and that caused me to loose a lot of friends within a short period of time.

    A week or so go on and I decided I would start making new friends, So later that day I started going and introducing myself to people. Now one of these people I met was a very nice looking man, Around 6 foot tall, blue eyes, ears and nose where the perfect size and his facial structure was just amazing! So a little bit of time goes on and we start hanging out a lot more, Would constantly be texting him. A few weeks after that I builded up the courage to ask him on a date to hooters. And at the time I didn't know hooters only had good looking woman, So that was a mistake on my part. So we quickly ate out meals and got out of there. After getting out of hooters we where driving home and made a date for the movies the next day, We where going to see "Now you see me 2". So the next day came and we went to the movies then got popcorn and drinks. The movie ends we are both a little bit sad that it wasn't as good as "Now you see me 1". So I ended up going back to his place for dinner. And walking into his house was just amazing, Everything was clean, dishes where done, Everything was just amazing. And don't even get me started on how cute his cats where. So we ended up eating chicken for dinner. 15 minutes go by, Letting our food settle down. And we're just sitting watching the news in his lounge room, And all of a sudden he asked me if I wanted to have sex with him. Not going to lie I was a little shocked, It just came out of nowhere. So I obviously responded yes. We went to his room witch was also very clean. We got prepared. 5 minutes go by we are both clean, Both Shaved, etc.. So we got on to the bed. He was as hard as a rock. So I finally get undressed and hop on his bed. I'm saying to my self "It's time". And extremely nervous I suddenly feel it about to go in, while he is putting it in I can feel all the lube running down my legs. So about 10 minutes of my anus getting stretched he came. I was expecting a little load, Maybe a few drips. But I could feel this gushing around inside me. So finally it's my turn to penetrate him, I could see he wan't nervous. It seamed like he'd done it millions of times. So I slowly put it in. It was like throwing a sausage down a hallway it was so stretched. I didn't really feel any sensation. So, Yes. I did it. I faked my orgasm. So we finished up. Cleaned our anuses out, then went to sleep.

    The next day I went home to my parents house, They where worried for my life. Scared for me. I forgot to tell them where I went. So I just came up with some shitty excuses.... To be continued...



     

    Before I say thank you to dave, liz, arun, hunter etc.. for keeping this amazing forum up and running I would like to say that I'm not gay, And this was not made to offend anyone, And if it does offend you, I'm sorry. It wasn't made to offend you.


    I got 1337 posts!!!!! :F
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    Take note I'm not a very good speller/reader/writer, This would've been the most I written in a very long time. And I think I did ok, Even tho the topic was gross.

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    And Thank you to anyone else I Missed

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    Congratz .
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    I instantly found this story on google


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    Fuck i didnt notice the post count
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    nice, pretty obvious it was a bait lol

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    ikr, those new "progressive era" kids suck

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