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    Share your best jokes here.

    Share your best joke here, don't shitpost and ruin the thread by posting some annoying bullshit.

    Post quality jokes.

    Here goes:

    A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.
    When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that the poor guy has tried practically every therapy known to man for his migraines and STILL no improvement.
    "Listen," says the doc, "I have migraines, too and the advice I'm going to give you isn't really anything I learned in medical school, but it's advice that I've gotten from my own experience.
    When I have a migraine, I go home, get in a nice hot bathtub, and soak for a while.
    Then I have my wife sponge me off with the hottest water I can stand, especially around the forehead.
    This helps a little. Then I get out of the tub, take her into the bedroom, and even if my head is killing me, I force myself to have sex with her. Almost always, the headache is immediately gone. Now, give it a try, and come back and see me in six weeks."

    Six weeks later, the patient returns with a big grin. "Doc! I took our advice and it works! It REALLY WORKS!

    I've had migraines for 17 years and this is the FIRST time anyone has ever helped me!"

    "Well," says the physician, "I'm glad I could help."

    "By the way, Doc," the patient adds, "You have a REALLY nice house".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raple View Post
    why did the little boy fall off the swing?

    he had no arms
    ??? so cringey






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    Literally all you retards did was the first line. I miss the days where people posted not even quality but on topic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raple View Post
    why did the little boy fall off the swing?

    he had no arms

    OP can close the thread, you won haha


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