Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night of heavy drinking. She rolled towards me, looked me in the eyes and sweetly said, "I love you". Her morning breath was so bad that I had to jump up and rush to the bathroom to vomit, leaving a trail along the way. FML
Last edited by CyberGenius; 04-11-2010 at 01:55 PM.
Copyright ฉ 2002-2016. MPGH. All rights reserved.
Copyright ฉ 2011 vBulletin Solutions, Inc. All rights reserved.
All trademarks, copyrights and content belongs to their respective owners.
By visiting this site you agree to its Terms of Service and Conditions which is subject to change at any time.