'Note that my mood always stays twisted, so becareful with what you type to respond to me. I'm a mod critic and a typo finder, I judge harshly.'
Are you trying to scare someone? Surely your name already did it.
I try not to say anything, but when people add crap like that it's like baiting me in. Perhaps I should say nothing, keep to myself, and enjoy the laugh I get when I scroll down a page and see similar things. inb4 turn sigs off
On a related note; noob is, in my experience, more often than not used as a joke or a lame attempt at an insult. Should be taken lightly if taken at all.