1. You must have at least 1000 posts.
2. You must be active in all forums.
3. An existing super user must vouch you into the group. (That super user can not vouch another person into the group for 3 months, no exceptions!)
Doesn't look like you qualify anyways. You need ATLEAST 1000 posts.
You should read the rules on how to become a Super-User.
Paroxysm has less than timebeast and he's super, and someone said time used to be super...so stfu nubcakes.