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Wake up in da mornin feeling like a whore,
Grab my condoms Im out the door Im ganna fuck this city
Before I leave brush my teeth with a bottle of lube
Cuz when i leave for the night i aint comin back
Im talking about cum stains on my clothes clothes
trying out all my new dildos
just took a test and find out i have
oh shit i have aidzzz
now i cant get laid
thats cool ill just lie
tonight ima fuck till i see my cum out
Aint got a care in the word, because im a total slut
Aint got no money in my pocket but theres a bunch of dude
So i tell them "Mee soo Hoorny" and they say they want to do meeee
Im talking about penis in my butthole, fingers in my vag hole.
Oh no he came, right in my vag
oh thats okay ill jsut get another abortioon,
again he came for the 2nd time
well its okay ill just go get an abortion.
Im sorry im bored.