It's amazing on what a simple minded joke can turn into.
You: PENISES AND GRAVY
You: very yum
Stranger: is that your dinner tonight?
You: just like my cum
You: Oh yeah bro
You: I had it two nights in a row.
You: I can mail u leftovers
Stranger: tempting, but I dont want to deprive you of your favorite food
You: How generous of you.
Stranger: Ooh punctuation
Stranger: we're getting fancy
You: but then again, I was offering :/.
Stranger: so what's up, fancy pants?
Stranger: just out for shock value tonight?
Stranger: out of curiosity, how many people disconnect immediately when they get your opening message
You: Around 90% of them.
Stranger: wow that's a sad statistic
Stranger: people these days
Stranger: no imagination
You: That's exactly what I say, haha.
You: Looks like we are kind of the same?
Stranger: I think there must be similarities
Stranger: i certainly didn
You: I bet there is .
Stranger: haha are you male or female?
Stranger: I'm guessing male, because of the phallus reference
You: You guessed right, good job.
Stranger: Brilliant powers of deduction
Stranger: fuckin sherlock holmes over here
You: I noticed.
You: Atleast I can keep up with somebody as intelligent as you, seeing as I'm not that into "grammar".
You: but I do my best.
Stranger: English major...part of the package
Stranger: snobby asshole vocabulary
You: Haha, after I saw you use the word "phallus" I knew you were more intelligent than most on this site.
Stranger: Haha, just one the many penis euphamisms i know
You: I'll pretend I know the definition of euphanisms .
Stranger: you must be getting bored with me, though. No fun when the other person won't be shocked, right?
You: Actually, I'm quite intrigued.
You: I'm usually speaking to somebody who is as stupid as a bull.
You: but a bull would look smart, compared to most here.
Stranger: Yeah I've been getting that picture, too. I saw a link to the site on reddit tonight - thought I'd come check it out
Stranger: seems to be mostly teenage boys or over fifty men alone in airport hotel rooms
You: Usually the person I speak to says " Asl "?
You: Or, "Male or Female"?
Stranger: Better than ChatRoulette
You: Oh yes.
Stranger: where you don't have to ask about gender
Stranger: because of the genitalia and all
You: I enjoy the regular chat more than the video chat.
You: It's quite repulsive what you see.
You: ^Attempt at using a "big" word.
Stranger: It was executed flawlessly
Stranger: well done
You: Why thank you.
You: haha, kidding .
Stranger: Lol but I'll bet you're curious now.
Stranger: j/k. 56/m/airport hotel room
You: I actually didn't really give two darn hoots.
Stranger: (Ramada suites, Newark airport)
Stranger: Wait, I didn't even tell you about my nonsmoking double-queen suite!!
You: Oh for sure, I'll stay to talk about a hotel room.
Stranger: Knew you liked the steamy stuff
Stranger: shall i talk more about my minifridge?
You: Definatly, I love learning about minifridges.
You: Especially what's in it.
Stranger: Hungry Man tv dinner...salisbury steak edition
Stranger: let's pretend I said that in a sexy whisper
You: Oh, i'm turned on now.
Stranger: or Morgan Freeman's voice, since he seems to be everywhere anyway
Stranger: Well, you did mention enjoying gravy earlier
Stranger: I try.
You: well, I was literally talking about gravy over a penis, not semen.
Stranger: Like the sexy, sexy gravy that smothers my Hungry Man meat-like-product
You: oh yes.
Stranger: haha ok, i don't think i can do that anymore
Stranger: starting to nauseate myself
You: In my opinion, hungry man tastes like shit served in a package.
Stranger: Agreed - but most of those things taste like that
Stranger: that's the really alarming part - all those tv dinners taste the same!
Stranger: Sad that I would know that
You: Exactly my thoughts!
Stranger: or have tasted enough tv dinners to make a guess
You: I've had my fair share of it.
You: Looking back at the begging of this convo, and where we are now. Is actually making me laugh.
Stranger: Haha I was just scrolling back too. A real civilized conversation, from such humble beginnings
You: But I do have a strong sense of humour . :/
Stranger: Me too, thankfully. A lesser woman would have squealed in outraged horror
Stranger: "Ugh! Those internet people are so creepy!"
You: A lesser person*
Stranger: Yes. Non gender specific person.
You: Most men and women act the same on this website to me.
You: you're one of those unique people who you rarely see on this site.
Stranger: And so are you, apparently
You: I guess so.
Stranger: Hopefully more of us show up soon - reddit tends to send people flocking to sites
You: In a way, this site in just like real life.
Stranger: rare people who can actually hold a conversation
Stranger: mostly genitalia and curse words
You: About now I would have rage-quitted this site.
Stranger: me to
Stranger: I'd better be going actually - maybe we'll stumble across one another again though.
Stranger: I can see it now
Stranger: you'll say "PENIS GRAVY"
You: Oh yes, I'll make sure to say it all the time.
You: Nice talking to you.
Stranger: And it will be a beautiful reunion
You: Oh yes.
Stranger: You too...have a good night terrorizing old ladies with your penis gravy!
You: good-bye .
Read from top to begging, I actually hope I meet this person again someday.
There are some people on this planet who are really decent people, I wish I could meet this person in real life.