So... I bought one of these and have been playing with it the past two days. If you don't know what it is, it supposedly preserves food by sucking the air out of bags/containers.
Today I got the smart idea of putting it on my forehead and trying it out. Now... I have a fucking mark on my head that looks like a target which is 1.5 inches across. I was planning on going out today, but it doesn't seem like I will be able to. FML.