Got a job about 2 weeks ago, got my first PayCheck in the bank, Surprised the Shit out of me, I got a $653 Paycheck from working at McDonalds. I was like wooooah, Major typo, but turns out I have worked more than 90 Hours the last two Weeks
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The lesbians next door asked me what I would like for my birthday.
I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex
It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said
I wanna watch.