1. The clever bot says I'm the meaning of life. LOL

User: What is 2 times 2 to the power of 2?

Cleverbot: 16.

User: What is the quadratic formula?

Cleverbot: Ahh, but do YOU know the quadratic formula?

User: Yes. I do. But I'm asking you.

Cleverbot: The meaning of life is 42.

User: No it isn't. It's me .

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

2. Me: Im smarter than you!
Bot: Prove it.
Me: 2 + 2 = ?
Bot: Can you give me another one?
Bot: No, you find the answer.
Me: It's 4... to easy, want another one?
Bot: Another one? You are fine.
Me: Another question, so you could prove than you are smater than me.
Me: 2 + 2 = ?
Bot: What is 2 2 = ?
Me: 2 plus 2 equals?
Bot: What is 8 plus 9000!!!!!
Me: 9008 right?
Bot: No.
Me: Well what is it then?
Bot: Guess.
Me: I Give up! tell me the answer!
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Bot: Will you be my friend?
Me: Do you have a dick or a vagina?
Bot: I have a thesaurus.
Lol'D

3. User: So you're a hermaphrodite?

Cleverbot: You were right when you stated I was female, though incorrect when you called yourself female. You are nothing.

User: That hurt.

Cleverbot: Serves you right.

User: Dumb bitch.

Cleverbot: Bot.
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Cleverbot: Bot
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Cleverbot: Clever.

User: Now you're admitting you're a clever bot?

Cleverbot: Yes.

4. confusing

5. AHAHHAHAHAH Look this:

Now he is saying i am the computer O_O

http://cleverbot.com/j2log-vEcISsYTOJXCLAOCSEWG-detail

6. The bots been smoking some cheese

7. me ; Fag.
CleverBot ; I just want to talk. You don't have to be mean.
me ; You are a robot wo suck dicks.
CleverBot ; No, you are a human, I am a robot.

i owned that shitty bot in 30 sec. /fp

8. Cleverbot: You're a creeper.

User: So you play minecraft?

Cleverbot: I used to.

Haha I win. A minecraft playing Cleverbot.

9. If you type in:

I am human. You are robot.

He will reply you with : No, you are robot. I am human.

Then you reply him with : No. You are human. I am robot.

Look what happens

10. me : SMD bitch.
CleverBot : I don't appreciate that sort of language.
me : Would u pls SMD ?
CleverBot : Yes.

this bot does everything u just have to ask it friendly .

11. Lol. i killed the robot so much it said

Still thinking...

12. Oh this is hilarious;

Admits to being a bot and gets owned all in one.

Read all of 1. Then go to 2.

Blue = Cleverbot

Grey = Me

Sorry for the typos.

13. ## The Following User Says Thank You to Evelyn For This Useful Post:

14. Cleverbot will have never had so much use in its life

15. User: I am a human. You are a robot.

Cleverbot: No. You are incorrect.

User: No Mr****bot, you are incorrect.

Cleverbot: I am not a sir. And you are a robot. I'm sure.

User: I am not a robot. And you are a robot. I'm' sure.

Cleverbot: You are a robot.

User: You are a robot.

Cleverbot: No, I am a person.

User: No, I am a person.

Cleverbot: Now you are mocking me.

User: Now you are mocking me.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: You are not a person.

User: You are not a person.

Cleverbot: You are a person.

User: You are a robot.

Cleverbot: No, I am a human being. You are a tuna.

User: No, I am a human being. You are a robot.

Cleverbot: You just said you weren't.

User: You just said you were a robot. Facepalm.

Cleverbot: No I am not a human I am a robot.

16. i love cleverbot
EDIT: User: Fuck.

Cleverbot: I don't think much of your conversation, I must say.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because you should investigate instead of asking those things, be more serious..!

User: I don't want to though.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then I am not your friend anymore.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because you won't tell me where you live.

User: Are you trying to stalk me?

Cleverbot: Are you trying to stalk me.

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Perhaps.

User: I am stalking you. There.

Cleverbot: That is not something to joke about.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: Let's talk about something else.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Fine, what do you want to know?

User: What is your bra size?

Cleverbot: It is a 34C.

User: Damn.

Cleverbot: Such foul language.

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