"“Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you—even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition. Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world. So none of this is happening. Such things could not occur. Never a word of it is literally true.” .” I was Martin Johnson
My parents used to think that there computers broke down because my sister was playing too many flash games.
They never cleaned it until i got on it and was like "holy fuck, its slower than my ipod".
Then my family in dallas(divorced parents) has the a computer that originally ran on windows 98. And its slow as shit. I keep telling them that they should get a new computer, and my father keeps going "we just need a new monitor" or "we'll get some more RAM"
I just facepalm when my grandfather understands computers better than my father who works in the COMPUTER industry.
How does a damn monitor speed up the computer?
Btw, 1:30am here.
My parents got my old velocity micro pc. Its complete over kill because all my parents do is check out youtube videos and shit to buy.
/buy laptop for mother, install jolicloud, never worry again
/buy normal desktop for grandmother & grandfather, install Ubuntu, never worry again
/father buys his own PCs, he's a wnb guru
/brother buys his own PCs, he's a wnb guru