If you don't remember, about a week ago, I found a giant, stinky, human turd in my tub. I didn't know why, it was just there.
Well, I found out who did it today (about 3 minutes ago), so I can't do anything about it today.
What should I do to him? I'd hate to even look at him now, knowing I've had to clean his shit up, so it can't be anything direct (unless I can get one of my friends to do it for me).
By the way, he did it because he thought it was funny. He's also the one who stole my alcohol.