random page likes that made me lol;
~ Saying 'awkward' during awkward moments to make it even more awkward.
~ "I wasn't that drunk." "Dude, you asked the mirror if it was DTF"
~ Extending your doorways to fit your huge biceps.
~ What's yellow and goes "cheep, cheep"? * A Chinese prostitute.
~ Tilting the Controller, you KNOW that shit helped you turn better (console)
~ Starting a conga line and leading everyone to your sex dungeon (really made me
~ Browsing the bra section of catalogues to check out the tits.
~ That one creaky floorboard that blows your cover
~ I wasn't that drunk. Dude you asked your girlfriend if she was single
~ Hearing noises when home alone and just accepting the fact you're gonna die
~ If you've always wanted to fuck a Boost Juice girl
~ Saying something, then realizing it sounded extremely sexual and wrong
~ youre status keeps saying youre at the gym but ur photos tell me different
~ Telling people their hot straight out cause your a confident cunt
ah good old facebook!!!, never fails to amuse me..