I was eating at the SubWay near my high school and then this girl walked in. She sat to the table next me. She looked like an 5-6/10, so I started to talk with her (she started it). I leanred that she's gonna me a sophomore at my high school next year, and so was I. After the Calamari was finished off she said "I have to use the ladies room". Not suspicious. She stood up.
Bitch got a penis.
Or atleast it looked like one, considering there was a rod like build sticking out from her pants, leaned to the side on the left leg.