He was making a joke, are you too ignorant to see that?
Natalie doesn't like you, but maybe if you asked her out, she would say yes. She doesn't know you like her. She is quite the odd soul, weird as fuck. IMO, I wouldn't want to get in a relationship with her, it seems hella sketchy. I don't know why you try to say neither of them like me, because none of them like you either.. We are just friends to them.. But yeah I like one of them, you like the other, I'm glad we aren't conflicting there. She doesn't play hard to get, she just can't settle down enough to realize that you like/want her. You kinda fit her profile though, so I would go for it buddy.