In 9th grade, A kid stole my fuzzy pen. & when I complained to my teacher about it, stupid teacher believed the other kids BS lies about it being a bday present & not my simple "He stole it from me when I dropped it" so when he set it down I reached over, grabbed it & stabbed him with it in the shoulder cus I was pissed. I got 1 day of ISS, just pushing in chairs after lunch from it.
We had this new teacher and he was dumb as fuck. He looked like a hippy and he was russian. Anyway i told him to put us a movie from his iphone (he believed me because i was the nerd) and he puts us some movie about a bank robbery with swears and shit it was called "Dog Days". Everyone was jumping on tables, listening to music, tackling and playing the "Penis" game (were you have to scream PENIS as loud as you can and not get caught). anyways the bell almost rang and i suggested to him "Sir, if you want to keep your job I suggest you climb out the window and not let anyone see your face". He got sacked the next day.
OH WAIT!!!!!!!! I HAVE A FLASHBACK OF A HIGHSCHOOL FRESHMEN MEMORY.
This mexican kid was talkin shit to me all year and i ignored him for a couple years back. I didnt even talk to him and hed redundantly call me a terrorist just because im arab. So one day while we were playing soccer in my gym period, somebody passed me the ball but I didnt catch it because I was too busy talking to this mexican girl. And he comes out of nowhere and calls me a "FUCKING TERRORIST" and then I asked him "dude why the fuck do you always have to talk shit", and right before he could answer, I jumped at him and just started wailing at his face. Got pulled out of school for 2 weeks, went to court for a level three assault. Which was total bullshit (mainly because im arab) because he didnt get as much for calling me a terrorist. But fucking his face up was worth it. Stupid bitch.
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