Ny you fucking pussy. Quit being nice. She's ugly. If I saw her walking down the street I wouldn't look at her twice. If you're going to brag about dating a hot chick...make sure she's hot. Another note. She's a B cup. Don't let the push up bra fool you.
Haha so true.
You used "shag" havent seen that in a while.
It's a notoriously underused word. This way when you talk about a chick it makes her think that you actually like her. No lie. Women hear shag and they associate it with a playful personality instead of some perv saying fuck. That's it. I'm writing a fucking self-help book.