You have questions?/I have answers?

[Sjoerd]

Did your mom ever see cum stains in your underwear?

[Nathan]

Did your mom ever see cum stains in your underwear?

I assume, since she washes everything. (well most of the things).
She sees every stain.

[Terell.]

Why do I fail at math

[Sjoerd]

Whats updog?

[Nathan]

Why do I fail at math

Well all maths requirs is you getting it explained well once.
So I'm guessing you never had a good teacher.

Whats updog?

Nothing really..

[iTzSeyeko]

awwh i got ignored ;(

[Extractional]

Why am I so sexy? .

[Ken Jeong]

@KING
One of my "muscles" is not up to standards nowadays. WHY? BECAUSE I DAMN KNOW BEING ASIAN HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT

[ShadeyZzZz]

Why isn't this in the spammers corner?

[[MPGH]KING]

That's one of the problems, I don't (and can't for some reason) take school serious.
I've never made any homework. And I never do what I'm told.

The only reason I'm still in school is because I'm highly intelligent (and good looking, which does actually help with female teachers).

Maybe you don't think your education is important. When you think something important you'll pay attention.

Did the niggers stand on their hand and feet when they were painted black?

Born that way

Okay King, What do you think of my signatures that i make?
Be honest ^^

Nothing special. I like signatures that have an inside MPGH joke.I had them disabled for the whole time being staff.

Have you had an erotic dream? What was it about?

If you were gay who would want to have a passionate affair with?

When you are alone what do you most enjoy doing?

Yes. Can't remember.
Somebody Rich
Video games/MPGH

why I can not be a Minion

Liz chooses staff, ask her.
If your not competent, give up trying.

If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?

If a bedroom has no bed in it then what do you call it?

Why does Superman wear his shorts over the trousers?

/
A Room or bedroom
Copying QuailMan Style

Is your sister hot?

No, but that's subjective.

Did your mom ever see cum stains in your underwear?

Probabbly

awwh i got ignored ;(

No,I don't cave MPGH all day.

Why am I so sexy? .

Genetics most likely

@KING
One of my "muscles" is not up to standards nowadays. WHY? BECAUSE I DAMN KNOW BEING ASIAN HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT

Which muscle, do you work out or play a sport?

Why isn't this in the spammers corner?

Actually, SP can spam all they want. But almost always we tire of MPGH and stray away from spam. We learn that its truly learn that spamming/posting a forum is a complete waste of time and normally just leave MPGH. Hence why we just die when were cursed with the mark of SP. Like we retire and just wait for death
/life

[x.navi.x]

I'm 19, I'm finding it relatively easy to find girls now, I am supposedly good in bed although I probs disagree...they have full orgasms some of the time. My problem is this, I cannot, no matter how hard I try, hold on to a girl...they finish with me after like a month or something. I treat them nice, I buy them things, I tell them they're beautiful each morning etc and I am romantic...what am I doing wrong?

You're not doing it right, You also probably talk too much. Be mean to a chick. We like our men tough. We've been treated like "girls" our whole lives...we need someone to challenge us.

My question: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[-PoisonedG-]

@KING why was i born with 3balls?

[[MPGH]KING]

You're not doing it right, You also probably talk too much. Be mean to a chick. We like our men tough. We've been treated like "girls" our whole lives...we need someone to challenge us.

My question: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

I would chuch enough woodchuck as long as at the end of the wood chucking session would land me nude pics of NAVI

[x.navi.x]

I would chuch enough woodchuck as long as at the end of the wood chucking session would land me nude pics of NAVI

You sir, are brilliant.

[-PoisonedG-]

I would chuch enough woodchuck as long as at the end of the wood chucking session would land me nude pics of NAVI

Don't Skip my Question. Why was i born with 3 balls ?