Something like 8% of kids do it, but whatever, it no big deal. For some reason, I dunno why I just kinda sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks.
I would just sit there for hours on end, I dunno what it was I couldn’t touch the pen to a piece of paper without drawing a shape of a penis.
Here I am this little kid and I can’t stop drawing dick to save my own life.
I was very secretive about this whole DICK operation i had going on. I mean i thought it was fuckin crazy imagine what everyone else with think. So i would stash all my dick drawings in this ghost buster’s lunch box I had.
So one day I’m finishing up this big triumphant vainy bastard.