If there is a heaven, none of us are going there, thats fosho. Unless you believe a raped women should marry her rapist (as the bible says) or that the world is a circle of flat, than your going to paper mario hell (if you don't get the reference, I'm implying that, as the bible says, hell is a 2D place)
There are two types of tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want, the other is getting it.
If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?