I swear the security guard at my school is a goddam wizard.
Every time a ball or a frisbee comes out of my hand or my friend's hand, he pops out and gives us shit for it.
Just yesterday I was attempting to use a water bottle as a football and I looked all around me and moved to a corner of the school. Then I was challenged to lob it as far as i could.
I threw it close to about 100 meter (half filled with water so didnt go that far, and this is based on my knowledge of how long a 25 meter pool is).
As soon as the bottle left my hand he drove his golf cart right to the would-be landing point and just stopped there until the bottle landed and when it did he looked at me and I was issued a saturday school
1. He Likes you
2. He's just doing his job to keep the School clean.
well yes he is, but the thing is i never leave trash lying around even if I throw it (although true theres no way he could have known)
And im just saying that he pops out at very inconvenient times haha