But paroxysme said god is a spaghetti monster so he has no powers so your prayer meant nothing so I ate the spaghetti monster and threw up holy spaghetti sauce on your face and you were instantly burned alive.
Before he killed your stepmom. I put you in a device that locks into your fingers. Twisting them until they snap off. Then i put a switch in your mouth, with a shotgun pointing at your head. In order to escape you need to snap your fingers off, without dropping the switch out of your mouth. If you move your head, your have no head. But obviously you are to gay , so you move your head and the shotgun blows your head off violently.