Before he was able to slit Seemliss's throat, I took his 'cutting hand's' wrist and snapped it. I then took the knife that fell to the floor and stabbed it into his chest, repeatedly. I got away with 'Self Defense.'
but before that, i tied snil up, chopped off all of his fingers and toes with a rusty butter knife, then, i slit a hole in his stomach and put flesh eating beetles in the hole, then i tied up the hole, and let the flesh eating beetles work there magic.
Before rj gave him the metaldan, i grabbed rj's skull and scalped him with a potatoe peeler. then i poured gas on his exposed skull, then i lit it on fire. After he was running about, i set up a catapult aimed at a wall of spikes. I kick him onto the catapult . He then flies into the wall of spikes .