Well I get on yahoo im for the 1st time in two years and this is what I get.
chris: i was playing baseball
chris: i got my friends dog all horny and it had an orgasm and it cunned verywhere it was nasty
chris: my friends dog cummed all over the place
gimp_porn_star: What did you do jack it off? lol
chris: no its a female dog and whenever u put ure hand on the ground it starts humping it and if u let it do it for a while shit happens
gimp_porn_star: Okay so you let a dog hump your hand tell it's squirted on you?
chris: alright fuck that what are u up to
chris: no it didnt squirt on me...
chris: thats nasty
gimp_porn_star: o I'm saving that
chris: saving what?
gimp_porn_star: What you said lol that shit is funny.
chris: lol u would...
gimp_porn_star: I wouldn't fuck a dog
chris: i DIDNT FUCK A DOG!
chris: ill send u a pic tomarow trust me its funny
gimp_porn_star: you have pics
chris: then she gets all embarassed when we start laughing
gimp_porn_star: The dog got embarassed?
chris: wow dude are you serious your saving that....
chris: you would...
gimp_porn_star: no I'm just playing
chris: im no longer chris..
chris: go ahead
chris: yes she gets embarassed
chris: why are we still talking about this
chris: i g2g do homework
gimp_porn_star: and stop playing with dogs