So let me get this right:
Big Bang: A whole crap load of nothing exploded and formed matter and energy which formed into planets and stars and more crap. Then after a few billion years (or something) Earth comes along and by chance (and for no reason) the following conditions are met: right sized planet forms, in the right position, with the right sized sun and moon, and the right sized planets with enough gravity to act as shields (for Earth) form at the right place, and some more crap that I can't think of right now.
After all that the Earth goes through a bunch of insanely dramatic changes and for some unknown reason some how out of chemicals some crap forms and evolves over millions of years into man. Where then evolution stops happening for some reason right about the time humans become interested in it. And there is no real evidence for that theory, but it is taught in schools like it is fact.
EndRit do live on the Western coast of the U.S.?