Some guy at my work super-glued my stapler to my desk. I thought it was kinda funny but I started getting more and more pissed as the day progressed, because he glued it at an angle that made stapling harder than playing Mary Kate and Ashley: Mall Mystery.
My boss saw it and he thought I did it to myself. He said if I fuck around at work again he will find someone who will take this job seriously.
The guy started laughing at me and I was just like, "Kinda getting tired of your shit, Christian." And then as he was walking to his car I kicked him in the balls and told him, "Still funny, bitch?" and stormed to my shitty Mazda.
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Originally Posted by Illuminarly
Did you refresh the thread and see my comment? No way you replied that quickly
How I know this is a lie : You would be sued instantly for thousand of dollars.
For kicking Christian? Oh please. Me and him have done worse to each other. But this was the one instance where his shenanigans have gone too far. I cannot lose my job, especially because of some prank.
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Christian has shaved my eyebrows once. He has done worse.