I would suggest the new DILDO-MATIC 5000, as advertised by Billy Mays.
Tell her you can always give her the real thing *winkity wink*
You have a dildo as your penis?
Originally Posted by Extravagant
The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
"Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." - Richard Dawkins "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
Originally Posted by Lehsyrus
Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.
If you're in a bar or a club it's best to go with a friend.
Girls tend to travel in couples or packs,
so if you see a girl you're interested and they're with friends
You want your buddy to distract the other one while you make your move.
Buy her a drink, see how the eye contact is once the drink is received. Take it from there.
As far as random women in public, again it all depends really on how interested you are.
I tend to be pretty aggressive, I wasn't always like that it took a while to build up self confidence.
Girls like attention, they like compliments if you do it the right way, and they like a sense of humor.
If you can make a woman laugh all the while charming her it's pretty much in the bag.