I've was sat in my friends house, I was watching "maxmoefoe" on his Internet TV, and drinking a cool beer. My friend turned and said to me, "Think you could ask out a girl using as many words from pokemon as you can". I said "Sure, Why not! How hard can it be". The following day this girl was sitting in the Cafe, She had huge tits and looked like a anime character, I went up to her and sat down on her table, She looked a me quite weirdly, I guess she wasn't used to seeing a Skinny man with a t-shirt which says "DON'T WORRY I'M FROM THE INTERNET". Then, I said:
"Do you wanna battle? 'Cuz my balls are at the ready!". She then slapped me in the face and walked away, hideing the embarrassment I tried on another woman, She was sitting on a park bench, reading a news paper. I went upto her and said:
"When I'm around you, I am like a Geodude, as hard as a rock!".
She looked at my funny then said:
"If you were a Pokemon, I'D CHOOSE YOU!"
Startled by this response I quickly said:
"Let's make RegiLove!"
The girl smiled, we continued to pass these Pick-Up lines between us for a hour, maybe even two. At the end she handed me a piece of paper with her Steam ID written down.
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