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    Post MPGH for dummies. (Guide for noobies)


    Introduction
    This is a simple guide I felt I needed to put together to help the new-comers to MPGH who still do retarded shit.
    NOTICE: If you feel I missed something, just tell me.
    EXTRA NOTICE: If I helped you at all make sure to press the thanks button.


    Post/thank bans
    When a user on MPGH reaches a certain amount of posts or thanks, they get banned.
    The ban lasts for a day, but CS[1] get banned for multiple days.
    The amount of posts or thanks for each ban is the following.
    1,337 posts/thanks
    2,000 posts/thanks
    3,000 posts/thanks
    4,000 posts/thanks
    5,000 posts/thanks
    And so on. They continue in an interval of 1,000.
    There is also a ban at 13,337 posts/thanks.
    The reason people get banned is that it is a MPGH tradition.
    The original reason is because if you reach these it is thought a ban will get you to go outside.
    NOTICE: If you do not make a thread about reaching one of the amounts of posts/thanks, you will not get banned.

    General help

    • Read the stickies in every section. They will give you information/help regarding to said section.
    • Use common sense.
    • IF you see a bunch of different "forces" like Sumo Force, just ignore it. It's a bunch of people joining a group just to not feel left out.
    • Don't be an asshole to people, be nice and contribute. If you are an asshole, just expect to get CS.
    • Don't only post in general. This is a forum for game hacking, not a blog.
    • Don't post QFT[2], if you agree with what someone says use the rep and/or thanks button.
    • Don't hijack/derail peoples threads. I seem to see this everywhere I go.
    • If someone helped you out, use the thanks and/or rep button.
    • If you want to talk about what music you are listening to or what anime you are watching don't post it in general. We have sections for almost everything.
    • If you don't want to look like a moron, I suggest using proper grammar and spelling.
    • If you have an image you want to show people, don't upload it as an attachment. Upload it to imgur then post that.
    • CS is forced to have a capital letter for each word, so don't tell a CS he writes like a retard.
    • If you are going to be an asshole to someone, choose your battles. If it is someone respected don't attempt to have a "my internet dick is bigger!" contest.
    • If you want to make your avatar or profile picture look sexy then follow these tips.


    1. Go to a nice image host, such as deviant art.
    2. Search for what you like, so if you like robots search robots.
    3. Look for the picture that fits the dimensions of your profile picture or avatar the closest.
    4. Resize that image to the dimensions to avoid resizing by MPGH. (a good resizer can be found here)
    5. Upload the resized image and bask in the beauty.


    • After you make a post you can't edit it after 24 hours, so don't expect to be constantly updating a thread unless you are staff.
    • You can set your background on your profile picture as an image, if you set the text box to this "url(http://i.imgur.com/TU4JLaQ.jpg)" but replace the image link with your image, and don't put the quotes.
    • Nobody is an oldphag or a newphag, you're all just members of MPGH.
    • Don't reply to advertisements and don't reply to a bump on a thread that is super old.
    • There is a member level 2+ section, and it is filled with premium porn accounts and spam.
    • New to MPGH? Don't expect to be treated like everyone else. You won't be taken seriously/given a chance until getting to be known.



    Helpful links



    Terminology


    • CS stands for Cock Sucker, it is a rank.
    • QFT stands for quoted for truth, don't do it.
    • MPGH stands for Multi-player Game Hacking.
    • HA stands for Head Admin.
    • FS stands for Former Staff.
    • TM stands for Trusted Member.
    • SP stands for Superuser (or Super Penis)

    (I can't think of much right now, tell me if you think of some.)
    Last edited by Spaghetti Master; 07-01-2013 at 12:42 AM.
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    Looks nice, but this won't help many tho

     
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    100% thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaghetti Master View Post
    Don't Be An Asshole To People, Be Nice And Contribute. If You Are An Asshole, Just Expect To Get CS.
    ​Retards get CS, assholes make the world go round.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jorndel View Post
    Looks nice, but this won't help many tho
    It's for when someone first hops on MPGH.
    If you have anything to add just tell me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaghetti Master View Post
    This is a simple guid
    just gona get torn down by general trolls
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    nice thread, but try to add more info
     

     
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    I can't get off to this thread at all >_>

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    Quote Originally Posted by .Razer View Post
    nice thread, but try to add more info
    That's why I said if I missed anything just tell me.
    What info do you want?
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    This is alright except for the fact You Type Like This which is really fucking unnecessary and pisses me off. Good information for newbies I guess.
    If you're reading this, I recommend you to go fuck yourself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The productive cunt View Post
    This is alright except for the fact You Type Like This which is really fucking unnecessary and pisses me off. Good information for newbies I guess.
    I can't help it.
    CS is forced to have retarded formatting.
    Last edited by Spaghetti Master; 06-30-2013 at 12:26 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaghetti Master View Post

    That's why I said if I missed anything just tell me.
    What info do you want?
    idk, I'm out of ideias right now
     

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaghetti Master View Post

    I can't help it.
    CS is forced to have retarded formatting.
    Oh sorry didn't know. It's really fucking annoying.
    If you're reading this, I recommend you to go fuck yourself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The productive cunt View Post


    Oh sorry didn't know. It's really fucking annoying.
    I am well aware
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    You forgot the 13337 post ban

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