If you are still enrolled in school (high-school would be most suitable), then buy a few packs of gum and then show it off. You'd get plenty of people begging to have one and you can become the "gum-giver" or something...?
Or just make a facebook, add all your friends from real life, and then start making statuses that would make people laugh/interested.
Not really that hard to make friends of any kind, everybody starts off with going to school and making friends there, since you know how to read and write because you go to school :P
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Originally joined this site @ 2k10 but had to move to other accounts after a series of losing my pw's and shit, and i dont want to link my first account because of the shit i would post on it(especially two threads that make me look like a real sad cunt ahah but wdy expect from a 11-12 yo at the time xD)